Terms of Service

Effective Date: April 10th 2025

Welcome to Dork! By using this website, placing an order, or interacting with any part of the site, you’re agreeing to the following terms and conditions. If you don’t agree, that’s cool — but using the site means you’re giving a virtual nod.

1. Ordering Stuff

All purchases are subject to availability. Prices may change without notice — but don’t worry, the price at checkout is the price you pay (unless there’s a glitch, and then it gets awkward — but we’ll fix it).

Orders might be canceled or delayed if there are issues with inventory, payment, or shipping info. If that happens, an email will be sent to sort things out.

2. Payment

All major credit cards and payment methods listed at checkout are accepted. Payments are processed securely through a third-party provider (like Stripe or PayPal). Dork doesn’t store your payment info. Ever.

3. Shipping & Delivery

Estimated delivery times are just that — estimates. Dork isn’t responsible for postal delays, customs hangups, or acts of chaos (weather, aliens, raccoons in the mail truck, etc.). Shipping info can be found on the Shipping Policy page.

4. Returns & Refunds

See the full Return & Refund Policy for how to send stuff back, what’s eligible, and how refunds work.

5. Intellectual Property

All content on this site — including images, product designs, graphics, text, and logos — belongs to Dork. Please don’t use it without permission. Seriously, don’t be that person.

6. Site Use

Use this site for lawful purposes only. Don’t mess with the code, don’t hack anything, and definitely don’t try to impersonate other users or steal data. Bad vibes will get you banned.

7. Changes to These Terms

These terms might be updated from time to time. When they are, the “Effective Date” at the top will change. Using the site after that means you accept the new terms — so check back every now and then.

8. Contact

Questions? Comments? Weird dreams you had about socks?

Email: support@dork-hq.com